God's Glove

"𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘮 - Fruiting bodies tall and strong with a rough hymenium, base produces a thick coating of slime. Exceedingly rare. Edibility unknown."

A city-weary biology teacher sets out to reconnect with nature...

and gets exactly what he wants.